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¶ Short Stories (many more to come)

• 'Oh, Shit, We're Busted!' or The Completely True and Mildly Exaggerated Tale of Youthful Rebelliousness, Smoking Pot, and Getting Arrested for It
The title is a mouthful, just like a good toke on a joint is a lungfull, and if you read this story, you will be 'greatfull.' (Which would you rather be, after all: great-full or extra-ordinary?)

• History Repeats Itself (again)
Déja vu can only be experienced once. After that, it's just a familiar-feeling mistake.

• The Miracle of Words
Words, when used as crutches, do more than just create, they pro-create.

• In Stitches
The story of a man, a baseball game, a hot dog, and a mean, nasty clerk.

• Jello & Donut
They're not quite Pickle and Onion, but they're close. And they're in Imagination Land. And someone is going to get a pie in the face.

• Self-Indulgence
The story of Sirtu Edgarson and how, like many of us, he wishes something bad would happen to him.

• The Old Man
Classic character icon Edgar Wood stars in this dramatic middle-short story about a thunder storm, dinner with Liz Barber, some helpful advice, and some lying. At least it sounds like lying. I'll let you be the jury.


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